CERN Shenanigans

The Con Artists Are at it Again

Unless you've been living under a rock the last few days, you probably already heard the news that faster than light neutrinos are threatening to disprove Einstein's theory of relativity. I have a very cynical view of this crap. I say crap because that's precisely what it is. I could be wrong but my view is that the crackpots and con artists at CERN and elsewhere are facing the real prospect of seeing their multi-billion dollar budgets slashed due to the current worldwide financial meltdown. This is their way of saying, "look folks, we're doing really exciting physics right now. So keep the money flowing in." Later, they'll have some press conference in which they'll announce that it was all a false alarm and that Einstein's physics is still the best thing that ever happened to humanity. Yeah, right. There is plenty wrong with Einstein's physics but not being able to go faster than the speed of light is not it. You can bet the farm on this one.

No field of science gets away with more in-your-face crackpottery and outright deception than the physics community. Those jackasses are making more money selling crap to an unsuspecting public than any other group in the history of science. If those clowns really understood what they were talking about, they would know that, not only is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light in a vacuum, it is also impossible to move slower. That's right, there is only one speed in the universe and that speed is c. I just wanted to chime in and let you know what I think.

See Also:

Why Einstein's Physics Is Crap
Nasty Little Truth About Spacetime Physics
Nothing Can Move in Spacetime
Physics: The Problem with Motion
Why Space (Distance) Is an Illusion
How Einstein Shot Physics in the Foot
Sitting on Mountain of Crap, Wasting Time