Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Sitting on a Mountain of Crap, Wasting Time

Theater of the Absurd

I love physics but I cannot stand physicists. No other field of science has more ass kissers and more blatant, in-your-face crackpottery. Just a couple of days ago, some crackpot physicist by the name of Nikodem Poplawski announced to the world that the universe is inside a wormhole, which is inside a black hole that lies within a much larger universe full of other black holes, wormholes, crackpot physicists and other universes. I swear I am not making any of this shit up. But this crap is common fare in the physics community. And only physicists can get away with going public with such absurdities.

A Mountain of Unadulterated Bullshit

As we all know, black holes and wormholes are based on Einstein's physics. The problem is that Einstein's physics is based on the existence of continuous structures and of a time dimension, both of which are pure unmitigated crackpottery. This crap is not even wrong because, as anybody with a lick of sense should know, a time dimension makes motion impossible. Moreover, continuity (infinite divisibility) is, of course, a pile of crap on the face of it because it leads to an infinite regress by definition. But these two turd examples only scratch the surface of the Himalayan-size mountain of bullshit on which modern physics is resting. Almost everything you learned in physics school is crap, from the Star-Trek voodoo fairy tales of time travel and multiple universes to the Einsteinian idea that only relative motion and position exist in the universe. It's all pure unadulterated bovine excrement. I need lots of synonyms for 'crap', I know.

Chicken Shit Voodoo Physics

Who will rise up to deliver us from this mountain of crap? Will it be the little con artist in the wheelchair over in England? I seriously doubt it. Stephen Hawking is one of the most prolific crap makers of them all. His shit stinks to high heaven even if his band of disciples and the clueless media love it so. I feel like vomiting every time I think about Hawking's chicken shit voodoo physics.

The situation in the physics community is so bleak that, lately, I am considering buying a rubber chicken to make my point. I will write 'Physicist' on it with a black marker pen and I will hang it by the neck at the entrance of my home. Why? Because all I read about lately is worthless chicken shit voodoo physics and chicken shit voodoo physicists like Hawking and Poplawski.
Please do me a favor. Don't write to tell me that you're offended because I don't care. I am the one who should be offended because I spent countless hours of my life learning a bunch of physics crap only to spend countless more hours unlearning it. Yes, I have been sitting on this mountain of crap most of my life, wasting my precious time. And I don't like it. The physics community owes me and everybody else an apology, goddammit. But thanks to the internet and computer engineering, none of which was made possible by wormhole physics, multiverses, time travel and other such crap, I can vent my spleen to my heart's content. I can crap all day long on their wormhole, black hole, Big Bang and time travel religion. It's the rebel in me. Isn't free speech grand?

I feel better now. Thank you.

See Also:

Why Einstein's Physics Is Crap
Physics: The Problem With Motion
Nasty Little Truth About Spacetime Physics
Nothing Can Move in Spacetime
D-Wave's Quantum Computing Crackpottery


Jim T said...

And just think, all you have to do to bring the whole facade down is to publish that one simple experiment that anyone can do, wow, such power.

Louis Savain said...

Jim T,

Patience is a virtue, amigo. As Solomon once wrote, there is a time for everything. And, besides, I am not the master of the harvest.

Conzar said...

I think you might have explained this in another post, but I don't remember the theory behind this.

"a time dimension makes motion impossible."

Could you explain this again?


Conzar said...

I just saw your included link:

I understand your point of view now and agree with it.

Recently I have seen doctors providing "4D ultra sounds". It makes me want to vomit when hearing this term and shows the complete stupidity of American's particularly the parents to be.

The more correct term is 3D animated ultra sounds or just call it 3D like any person who has an understanding of computer graphics and animation.

One of the doctors we were seeing in this regard denied that gravity doesn't assist the baby during labour. We of course left that doctors office and have sympathy to the uniformed parents that use these doctors which will most likely end up with a C-Section.

Ebola said...

Kill yourself

vaibhav said...

I share your views and emotions

Fayaz Tahir said...

In order to know the truth please read the Natural theory of relativity inertia and gravitation by Fayaz Tahir.